Since I was also cold and saw this on 's page I decided to copy/fill it in.
It's probably a good excuse to break my silence

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The Science of Bram

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
There's fist love, and there's Bram love

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Put a Bram in your tank

4. How would you answer a booty call?
The right Bram at the right time.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Absolute bram

6. To someone you dislike?
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Bram.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Made to make your Bram water.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Bram - Australian for beer

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Hope it's Bram, It's Bram, We hope it's Bram.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Get the door - It's Bram

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
We're always low Bram

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Never knowingly Bram

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Pure Bram

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Bram, take me away

15. Your last words before you die...
The best Bram a man can get.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Prolongs extra Bram

17. Title of this post will be..
The Bram Breakfast


I'm not even going to comment on all those crazy answers.. fun!?